Why Cant You Just DIE Mario? (Bonus Post)

 Why can't Mario Just die like a normal person? While there is no easy answer answer to this question, there sure is a funny one. And the answer is: Mario keeps returning because both heaven and hell reject his soul. "But why would this happen?" you might ask. Well, let me make a list.

Why Would Heaven Reject Mario's Soul?

1. Mario Is the murderer of countless Goombas and Koopas alike
2. The 1993 Super Mario Bros. Movie
3. I think he might be the reason Waluigi isn't in smash

Why Would Hell Reject Mario's Soul

1. I guess He's saved Peach A couple times

My decision

When Mario finally just dies, Mario Should go to Hell. That Waluigi thing is too much.

See the inspiration:https://ogn.theonion.com/fascinating-lore-nintendo-revealed-that-the-reason-mar-1835703486